Posts published in Humour

What time is it?

Wednesday, April 4, 2018

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?” The tower responded, “Who is calling?” The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?” The tower replied “It makes a lot of difference. If…

Three Reasons for a pay rise

Tuesday, April 3, 2018

The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?” Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first eez that I iron better than you.” Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?” Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.” Wife: “Oh…

The Funny Story of the Taxi Driver and St Peter

Monday, April 2, 2018

One Easter a priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me,’ said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St Peter to a mansion. It had everything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. ‘Oh my word, thank you,’ said…

In my past life, I think I was a cat

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

I don’t like to travel. To me, getting on a plane and traveling to a new place is what I imagine it’s like for my cat in her carrier when going to the vet. It’s full of stress. (Except maybe I don’t hiss as much.) I like my routine. I could eat the same thing every day. My cat eats the same kibble every single day, no complaints. I can…

Sorry, today is Sunday!

Thursday, March 22, 2018

Last year, a hijacked Ethiopian Airlines plane flew unescorted through Swiss airspace before landing at Geneva. The Swiss air force failed to scramble because the incident took place on a Sunday, and its combat aircraft are available only during office hours on weekdays. talkingeasy.com

A blonde in a store

Wednesday, March 21, 2018

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.” The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly…